Ed Foster's Gripelog || A Very Fishy License Agreement

I want to get a EULA for my pet fish Eric... Ed Foster's Gripelog || A Very Fishy License Agreement:

'Now there are EULAs for fish,' a reader recently wrote me. 'Yes, as in the kind with fins and gills you would buy in a baggie and bring home to put in an aquarium. I stumbled across the website for GloFish, a genetically-modified form of Zebra fish that have a fluorescent glow. The license agreement there is short and sweet, but it does contain one big shocker.'