One Aging Geek

Friday, April 29, 2005

BMD: Burrito of mass destruction

Seems like there have been several of these lately, not sure why.  This one is particularly funny.


Burrito of Mass Destruction

Xeni Jardin: A call about a suspected lethal weapon at a middle school caused police to place armed officers on rooftops, shut off nearby streets, and lock down the school. The culprit: a giant burrito. A suspicious onlooker phoned authorities yesterday after seeing a boy carry something long and foil-wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

Two hours later, drama ended when item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa, and jalapenos, wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.
Link (thanks, caines)